Showing posts with label fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fun. Show all posts

Friday, March 27, 2009

essay on WATER


Sonu, a kid from our colony was sitting on the boundary wall and was vigorously studying a piece of paper…When I inquired what it was ,he replied that its an essay which he was remembering by heart … “tomorrow there is an essay competition in school and my dad has gathered from his sources that the topic for the essay competition is WATER…My dad has written this essay and asked me to memorize so that I can do well in the competition..” he said… My pupils dilated as I read the essay ..I am giving here the exact copy…


WATER


Water was an liquid thing…It was very important to mankind…We do many things with water…We bathe(with soap),wash clothes(with surf),clean our floor(with phenyl),also clean our car using water ..Many varieties of water are there…rain water , tap water ,drain water, river water, mineral water, well water, etc...The most pure water comes out of Aquagaurd…Water has become costly …A single water pouch costs one rupee…Water is also there in cold drink …The milkman also mix milk to water ..If water is kept in the fridge, it catched cold and become a solid thing called ice…

But the true is that water is an chemical ..It was made of H and O…If we drink water,we go into the toilet…It comes out of our body like water but is yellow coloured and is salty…We shouldn’t drink water at bedtime because we will do toilet in sleeping... Water comes from heaven and also from hell…From heaven water falled as rain and from hell it comes out as well water…There is water too in the oceans but it is different water…Fishes live in water and becomes its queens…I don’t know who is the king of water ..I hear that our body made of water also but it false…When our body is cut, blood comes out not water…

Water is called “pani” in hindi…many songs beautiful are on water ..They are “pani pani re”, “tip tip barsha pani”, also “pyaar hua ikkrar hua,pyar se kyon darta he dil”…There is no pani word in the last song but lots of rainwater there in the song..It is a love song, thus we should love water…


As I completed reading the essay, Sonu’s dad walked to the scene…He, trying to show off his English knowledge,asked “so how is the essay ?” …I replied dryly, “Its great but don’t u think it has got some grammatical errors”…The colour of his face faded but he replied “I know…but it was intentional ,I wrote the essay for a 7th standard kid , do u expect him to write a perfect essay !"

Shaking my head as I walked off, I heard him advising his son to keep away from me…


......ayaskant

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

AAMIR KHAN n ME...

Dedicated to Mr. Aamir khan


Yes!!! I have arrived...Arrived finally to this blog-o-sphere and this is one of my first half hearted attempt to blog...But then you would ask why this blog on Aamir khan when he himself owns a whole blogging community...That's because he is the inspiration,expiration and perspiration behind me being present in this blog-world...


When one of my friends had suggested me to start blogging,I was bit apprehensive...But then when a person like Aamir khan can blog,why cant I..? I may sound narcissistic,but at least i am more erudite that Aamir...he hasn't graduated (or has he?) while i have successfully completed a ruefully long medical curriculum...


So both Aamir n me are now bloggers..But that's where the similarity ends abruptly...We are poles apart ,but i can prove in 7 WAYS I am superior to him...Here i go..


1. Aamir has always been the 'thinking' actor,a rare breed indeed and that has lead to much of his mammoth success...while I am just the 'thinking' doctor...You may think all these doctors are the thinking types,what's so special...That's what is special !!! i have to think extra to outsmart my colleagues while Aamir has just to think...
Ayaskant ...1
Aamir....0
2. I dont have dog called SRK,but my cat is called Tom Cruise(purr pussy cats can be male too)...now who is a bigger star..!!!!!
Ayaskant...2
Aamir...0

3. His nephew IMRAN (who is of my age) romances pretty girls singing "papu cant dance" but my nephew GUGU(people call him papu also) who is in class 6,cant dance but already has two girlfriends....
Ayaskant...3
Aamir...0

4. He is a compulsive smoker....while I am not...need i explain more...
Ayaskant...4
Aamir...0
5.He has married twice..while I am still enjoying my bachelorhood....i score again...
Ayaskant...5
Aamir...0
6.I really dont want to look 'down' on him but for his height !!..I may not be too tall but at least i am taller than the 5'5 Aamir khan..
Ayaskant...6
Aamir..0
7.He may be the most charismatic of the Khans...But then my surname is Singh...and the current chant of the nation is "SINGH is KING"....So
Ayaskant...7
Aamir...0

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to be continued....